Footballers get sniper treatment

With the new football season suddenly upon us, let's all prepare for more Oscar worthy performances at grounds up and down the country. With the gelled tumbler off to Spain (look at that twat), who will be there to take up his mantle. My money's on his fellow countryman.

Here's a reminder of some of the best dives from the past few seasons, and the real reason for their untimely trip: "There's a sniper on the roof!"