Footballers get sniper treatment

With the new football season suddenly upon us, let's all prepare for more Oscar worthy performances at grounds up and down the country. With the gelled tumbler off to Spain (look at that twat), who will be there to take up his mantle. My money's on his fellow countryman.

Here's a reminder of some of the best dives from the past few seasons, and the real reason for their untimely trip: "There's a sniper on the roof!"

Steven Seagal Emoticon Chart

Don't get me wrong, I love Steven Seagal. Under Siege is possibly the greatest film, set entirely on water, ever made (with The Hunt for Red October and the one with HACK MAN notable exceptions).

With the recent Seagal vs. Van Damme season currently on Five (inspired idea btw), I came across this beauty (below): "It's funny cos it's true."